I would talk about my dick, but man that shit would be a long story
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| — | No Worries by Lil Wayne Feat. Detai |
LMFAO. one of my friends dared me to dress like Lil Wayne for Halloween. I told her I would if she helped me draw the tattoos on me. What you guys think? Should I dress like him?
Chapter 6 (March 28th, 2012)
(A Few Months Later {9:21 A.M.}[Adriane’s Point of View])
I woke up with Drake in bed with me and I sat up and looked at him and asked him, “Where’s Wayne?” ”He’s not around at the second,” he said then I got up and he got up against me and I went to scream when he kissed me and I heard the door burst down and someone said, “Get yo fucking hands off my girl.” Then Drake got off of me and asked him, “Why should I?” ”Cause she’s mine. I am gonna be with her whether you like it or not, Drake. She’s my true love,” he said then I crawled away from Drake and Wayne walked over to me and asked me, “Are you ok, baby?” ”Yeah,” I told him then he kissed me softy and said, “I’m glad your safe. We got the concert today.” ”Get Drake out of here and I’ll get dressed,” I told him then he punched Drake in the face and threw him out the door and I got dressed and Wayne kissed me and said, “I made us some pancakes.” ”Oh really?” I asked him then he kissed me and said, “Yeah.” ”Cool,” I said then he took his hand in mine and said, “I really love you.” ”I really love you too,” I said then he smiled and we walked downstairs and he said, “You look like your about to burst.” ”Haha,” I said then he kissed me and said, “Our babies wanna get out of their mama’s belly.” ”I know they do. They’re gonna have to stay in there for a few more days,” I told him then he touched my stomach and said, “They aren’t kicking as much as normal.” ”I know,” I said then we ate and he kissed me and we got to the place he’s having his concert and Drake walked in and said, “Hey, Wayne.” ”Hey, Drizzy,” he said then I rolled my eyes and Wayne kissed my belly and said, “I love you two.” ”They love you too,” I said then he kissed me and said, “I love you.” ”I love you too,” I told him then he kissed me again and someone said, “Wayne, your on in five.” Then he nodded and said, “Behave.” ”No,” I said then he kissed me and touched my stomach and said, “You two behave in there. Daddy will be back soon.” Then I left them kick and I said, “Have fun.” ”I will,” he told me then he went on stage and I sat down in a chair. A few hours into the concert I felt a sharp pain and I grabbed my stomach and touched my pants and felt it wet and I got up and Birdman ran over to me and asked me, “What’s wrong?” ”I’m going into labor,” I cried then Birdman helped me outside and I heard screaming coming from inside and I heard Wayne asked Birdman, “What’s wrong?” ”She’s going into labor,” he said then I screamed and asked Wayne, “Why aren’t you inside finishing up?” ”I am gonna go with you to the hospital,” he said then I looked at him and asked him, “What about your fans?” ”They can live and I’ll make a video in the hospital explaining why I left and I might drop My Homies Still or wait,” he said then I smiled and Birdman got me in Wayne’s car and drove us to the hospital. When we got there there was screaming fans all around it and the flashing lights were blinding me and Wayne gave me his shades and we got in and the nurse rushed us upstairs and gave me some medicine and I fell asleep.
A Few Hours Later {6:21 P.M.}[Wayne’s Point of View]
Adriane fell back asleep and I was holding Faythe and Daniel and the TV was playing the news and a picture of me and Adriane popped up and the reporter said, “Rapper Dwayne Carter more known as Lil Wayne was caught leaving his concert in the middle of the song How To Love. There were reports of him and his girlfriend, Adriane Parker, leaving together and going to the hospital. We question Birdman but all he told us to leave them alone.” Then I turned the TV off and Lil Twist walked in and said, “Birdman told us what happened after the reporter left.” ”Can you record me real quick?” I asked him then he nodded and turned on the light and started recording me and I said, “Hey, you all out there. If you were at my concert I’m sorry I had to leave. My girlfriend with into labor and I wanted to be there when our babies were born. Everyone, welcome the two newest members of the Carter family. Nae Nae, if your watching this these are your brother and sister. Now back to everyone else. This little girl is Faythe and the baby boy is Daniel. Twist, point the camera at the mama.” Then he pointed it at Adriane and I said, “She’s about to became a member of the Carter family. We’re gonna get married sometime soon. I’m not sure if I’m gonna keep the tour going. If I don’t you know why. Well get the fuck out of me and my family’s face. Love y’all.” Then Twist stopped recording and Adriane yawned and I asked her, “What’s wrong?” ”I wanna see my babies,” she said then I smiled and got up and put them in the bed with her and told her, “I told you they didn’t wanna stay in there anymore.” ”I know,” she said then I kissed them on the forehead and said, “Our babies are so cute.” ”I know they are,” she said then I kissed her softy and Drake walked in and said, “Everyone is pissed. You should have just stayed there.” ”Why would I?” I asked him hoping he wouldn’t say I didn’t care about my kids and Adriane and he looked over at the babies and looked at Adriane and said, “Never mind. You were right to leave your concert like that. You wanted to be with your family.” Then Faythe started crying and I picked her up and asked her, “What’s wrong, baby girl?” Then she looked at me and I smiled. She has her mother’s eyes. I kissed her forehead and she grabbed my dread and I smiled and Adriane said, “She loves you, baby.” ”I know she does,” I said then Drake left and Adriane asked me, “What was he gonna say before he looked at me and the kids?” ”I don’t know. It’s almost a year since we first met,” I said then she nodded and I asked her, “You wanna do something special? Just you, me, and the kids?” ”That sounds awesome,” she said then I kissed her and Daniel was falling asleep so I handed Adriane Faythe and took Daniel and put him in his crib and took Faythe and put her in her crib and got in bed with Adriane and we fell asleep.
Chapter 5 (December 28th, 2012)
(A Few Months Later {8:21 A.M.}[Wayne’s Point of View])
I woke up with Adriane laying in bed asleep. Her stomach was getting so big. The doctor said we were having twins. I love the fact we’re having a baby together. I put my hand on her stomach and felt two kicks at the same time and I smiled and Adriane looked at me and said, “Let them sleep.” ”But daddy wants to feel them,” I said then I smiled and kissed her and she said, “Our babies are gonna need our sleep.” ”They sleep all day but the second I put my hand on your belly they kick away,” I said then she smiled and said, “All the babies in me did that to you.” ”I know,” I said then I put my head on her stomach and they started kicking and Adriane said, “You motherfucker.” ”Well how else was I suppose to get those two in you?” I asked her then she blushed and I said, “I love you, baby.” ”I love you too,” she said then I kissed her again and asked her, “What did the doctor say our babies was?” ”One is a boy and the other is a girl,” she told me then I smiled and said, “I love them. What we gonna name them?” ”I don’t know,” she said then I smiled and kissed her softy and said, “We’ll think of them later.” ”Ok,” she told me then I smiled and she said, “Let’s name the girl Faythe.” ”What bout the boy, lil mama?” I asked her then she smiled and said, “Daniel.” ”Cool,” I said then she smiled and sat up and I put my hand back on her belly and said, “Our babies want you to give me a blow job.” ”Nope,” she said then I smiled and said, “Put you give amazing blow jobs.” ”Wayne,” she said then I smiled said, “I’m cool.” ”I know your cool,” she said then I smiled. Everything is going prefect. Sure things started off hard to begin with but now they are prefect. She might be the one. She is so prefect. I know she has her flaws but who doesn’t. ”Baby, why are you looking at me like that?” she asked me then I smiled and asked her, “Like what?” ”Like your planing something,” she said then I kissed her and said, “We known each other for quite a while now.” ”Yeah for about six months. Why?” she asked me then I smiled and said, “Nothing important. Just wondering. Cause it feels like I’ve known you all my life.” ”Really?” she asked me then I nodded and said, “Yeah.” Then she blushed and I brushed her hair behind her ear and kissed her and said, “I’m sorry for pressuring you into kissing me when we first meet.” ”It’s ok, baby,” she told me then I smiled and said, “I love you.” ”I love you too,” she told me then Birdman walked in and said, “Boy, get yo ass up. You need to get to the studio.” Then Adriane sat up and I kissed her and said, “I love you, baby.” ”Bring yo girl if you want to,” he said then I looked at her hoping she’d say yes and she smiled and said, “I need to fix up the babies room.” ”Don’t worry bout that. We’ll work on that together,” I said then she smiled and said, “Ok.” Then I kissed her softly and said, “I might be on tour a week before the babies our born but I’ll be home in time to see them born.” ”Baby, please don’t go out of town when our kids are gonna be born. I know you love your job but can you just stay home that one time?” she begged me. I know she would never would ask me not to go on tour unless it was important. ”I’ll stay home but I have one concert here that I have to do the one out here,” I told her then she nodded and I looked at Birdman and he said, “I’ll pull the tour back.” Then I nodded and he left and Adriane looked at me and said, “I’m sorry.” ”Don’t be. It’s no big deal. It’s for the best. Most of the Carter kids come early anyways,” I said then she nodded and got up and went to go get dressed and I smiled and wrapped my arms around her waist and said, “No, baby.” ”I thought we were going to the studio,” she said then I smiled and said, “Naw, shawty.” ”Why not?” she asked me then I kissed her and said, “Cause I want to chill with my girl.” ”Ok,” she told me then I kissed her softly and she said, “I love you.” ”I love you too,” I said then I kissed her and said, “Let’s go downstairs and watch a movie.” We walked downstairs and I sat down and she sat by me and I wrapped my arms around her and said, “Hey, sweetheart.” ”Hey,” she said then we cuddled together until the movie was over and someone walked in and said, “Hey, Adriane. Get your ass over here.” Then she looked at me and we got up and walked over to Drake and he said, “I’m suing you for killing our baby.” ”She had the right to do it,” I said then Drake looked at me and asked me, “What if she goes and kills your babies?” ”She wouldn’t do that to me,” I said then he grinned and asked me, “Are you so sure?” ”Drake, she’s my girlfriend. I trust her,” I said then she looked at me and kissed me and said, “I’m gonna go get dressed.” ”Ok,” I told her then she walked upstairs and Drake looked at me and said, “You know she’ll come to me the second you leave her. Then your kids will be mine.” ”That will never happen,” I said then he walked off and I punched the wall and Adriane walked over to me and told me, “Baby, calm down.” ”You won’t go back to him,” I said then she looked at me and said, “I wouldn’t go back to him, baby. I’d stay with you and only you.” Then I smiled and kissed her and said, “I love you.” ”I love you too, baby,” she said then I smiled and walked upstairs and grabbed the box. I need to pop the question while she was in my arms. ”Baby,” Adriane yelled then I smiled and got dressed and walked downstairs and said, “Yeah.” ”Nothing,” she said then I smiled and said, “Let’s go to the beach.” Then we walked to threw the sand and I wrapped my arm around her and she asked me, “Where we going?” ”You’ll see,” I told her then I spotted the basket and we walked over there and she looked at it and I got on one knee. Hopefully she’ll say yes to me. I need her. She turned around and looked at me and I pulled the ring out of my pocket and opened the box and said, “Adriane, I love you. Will you marry me?” ”Yes,” she cried then I smiled and slide the ring on her finger and got up and kissed her and she smiled and said, “I love you.” ”I love you too,” I said then I kissed her and asked her, “Are you hungry?” ”Yeah,” she said then we started eating and when we finished and we walked to the house and I asked her, “When do you want the wedding?” ”After the babies are born,” she said then I nodded and said, “That sounds amazing.” ”Thanks,” she said then I kissed her softly and said, “I love you.” ”I love you too,” she said then I kissed her and we got in bed and fell asleep.
